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Never Trust A Guy With An Eyebrow Ring

by KMNDRS

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Met a guy named ted today, mom brought him home and it was not okay. Dad was on a business trip far away. Ted hopped out of his lifted truck, saw above his eye and thought what the fuck this douche just bought some claires eyebrow bling.

(Chorus)
Never trust a guy with an eyebrow ring
He'll fuck your mom and take away your tv screen. He'll shit on your lawn then blame the dog and make you clean it up. Never trust a guy with an eyebrow ring.

Dad got back from his business trip, he walked through the door when i noticed it. Dad came back with an airport souvenir. Ted was banging mom when he showed him it, thought "what the hell i dont give a shit" got his eyebrow pierced and wiped his tears. And he said

(Chorus)

Bridge : "Hey Ted have you seen my guitar anywhere?" Oh that old thing? Heh.. I ran it over with my car then threw it in the garbage cause i hate you. "You..you what?" Its not that big of a deal, you werent very good at guitar anyways. *yell
(Solo)
FUCK TED! x16
(Chorus)
"I fuckin hate you Ted.."
You can call me daddy like your mom does.
"Wait...what?"

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released July 9, 2016

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